Grunion Rugby

We, the members of the Grunion Rugby Football Club, in order to achieve a quality of enjoyment missing in our ordinary mundane and strife-ridden lives, come together through the medium of Rugby to celebrate and promote that self-evident and God-given right to enjoyment by honoring the tradition on which Rugby stands and through association with characters of diverse make up and circumstance. To this end we commit ourselves to establishing clear principles of order and insuring high drama and light relief...for ourselves, our community, and where ever else we shall be gathered and known as..."The Grunions”. In short, through the medium of Rugby, we are sworn to enjoying ourselves and to being enjoyed.