Donald James Wise
| Vital Stats | |
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Grunion: Donald James Wise |
| Nickname: Wren | |
| E-mail: djwrenx@hotmail.com | |
| Height: 2 m | |
| Weight: 17 stone | |
| Date of Birth: 09/11/1970 | |
| Position(s): lock, prop, 8 man, fattest fastest wing in the nation, reverse cowgirl | |
| Grunion Rookie Year: 2000 | |
| Personal Information | |
| Hometown: Lenzie, Scotland | |
| College/University: University of California, San Bernadino | |
| Occupation: Dolphin Trainer | |
| Best rugby moment: 2005 SoCal Champions, Div. II, GrunionRFC. 2000 Second Side All-Stars, UCSB RFC | |
| Best non-rugby moment: " We landed on the Moon!" | |
| Best playing field: Beauly, Morayshire, SCOTLAND | |
| Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings | |
| Favorite Movie: Local Hero | |
| Favorite TV show: Cheers | |
| Favorite Beer: I don't drink anymore, uh..why, you buyin'? | |
| If I wasn't playing rugby I'd be a...: Riverboat Captain | |
| Quote: I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than any city on earth ... best barmitzvah ever, spitz...alls I know...show us your minds! | |
